3:33PM Mom: How's it going? Busy at work?
3:34PM Me: Good! And yes... what's up?
3:35PM Mom: We're putting a hairnet on Monty
3:37PM Me: I figured as much. It is Thursday.
3:37PM Mom: He's going into food service
3:40PM Me: I see. Chinese?
3:55PM Mom: He's kicking himself for dropping out of high school
3:57PM Me: Well Monty, you reap what you sow.